Jun 30 2009
Pink Monkey Redux
Gonna announce the winner of my pink monkey auction this week. In the meantime, here he is with Lindsey:

Jun 30 2009
Gonna announce the winner of my pink monkey auction this week. In the meantime, here he is with Lindsey:

Jun 20 2009
Shooting with Lacheln tonight!! Here’s a pic from our last shoot!!

Little Umbrellas
Jun 19 2009
My new favorite record is Serge Gainsbourg’s 1971 classic “Histoire de Melody Nelson”. Speak French? Don’t worry because I don’t either but this is Serge Gainsbourg at his most lecherous. The album is a concept album about Gainsbourg’s lust for the incredibly seductive Jane Birkin who fascinates me something silly. Basslines oozing with sex, lush orchestration and dirty guitar riffs, it’s all here.

Cover Model: Jane Birkin. Gah.
Seriously go buy this album, it’s raunchy and sleazy and kicks ass. Here’s some naked pics of Gainsbourg’s muse Jane Birkin:
Jun 18 2009
So Irene Savona and I (with the assistance of David and Chris Heggum) shot all guerrilla style tonight! We used a strobe with a softbox to shoot outside at night and we borrowed an outlet on someone’s porch and shot quickly!!! It was fun. Thanks stranger!

Let's Wait For The Blackout
Jun 16 2009
I am offering this prop from my shoot with Kelli Stone! Starting bid is $25 plus shipping. Highest bidder wins! I will ship it nicely with a nice note and…

Kelli Stone and Pink Monkey!!!
I will include 10 never before seen pics of Kelli Stone. 5 from the Pink Monkey series and 5 from this series…
This is the actual Pink Monkey from one of my shoots with Kelli Stone!!!!

Lucky Lil Monkey
Jun 15 2009
You may remember these images that were on Deviant Art and then pulled because they are kinda naughty…
So anyway sometime this week. I think I picked the 5 images out and they are HOT.
Jun 15 2009
My first work for FTV Girls is now live on the site. I was pretty nervous and you can tell. Gah. Anyway, during tomorrow’s shoot I’ll ask what I can do in terms of promoting, like what pics I can post here (if any). Or visit FTV Girls and tell them Tate Hemlock sent you.
Jun 14 2009
So someone mails me pics of butts with messages on them. I have no idea who does it or why but here you go. Name that butt!!!
Jun 10 2009
I re-did this image of Fallon and Zara doing their part for community service so I could enter it in the Model Mayhem 18+ Pic of the Day contest for tomorrow. Vote for me!
Jun 09 2009
Only Spire Christian Comics could present:

Hitler Loves Blonds
Hansi!!! The girl who loved the swastika!! Yay!!
Apparently the true story of former Hitler Youth fuck bunny Maria Anne Hirschmann who hated in the name of Hitler until the Russians captured her at war’s end. Supposedly the Russians constantly threatened her with rape but she was “too skinny”. Uh huh. Anyway, Hansi/Maria eventually makes her way to America where she is reunited with her long-lost German lover and together the two find salvation in Jesus and renounce their evil Nazi ways. Thank you Jesus!!!
Regardless, this is one of my favorite comics EVER. It’s so fucking ham-fisted and ridiculous.
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